global warming meets health care

Global warming proponents claim excessive human output of CO2 is endangering the climate. It is their justification to begin enforced population control.

Just how much CO2 can the tiny little lungs of new babies emit into the atmosphere? Upon birth the newborns are kept sedated, locked away in sealed environments. In hundreds of hospitals across the nation, in large rooms full of newborn babes, not a single attending nurse has ever fallen over from asphyxiation.

There is a much larger source of CO2. unreported, widespread, which should be stopped, for immediate relief to the people and animals of the country: fitness centers.

These locations are dedicated to increasing the expiration of millions of Americans, pumping millions of gallons of CO2 into the air, causing victims to seek relief in sugary drinks and chocolate ice cream, causing the sky to go dark each night.

We need to get these centers of atmospheric poison under control by passing legislation that will restrict breathing rates to government established norms. With such laws, showing our commitment to saving the world, we also won't have to hear about sport figures getting millions of dollars, because we just wiped out their livelihood.