Today's news flash:
We have learned that, thanks to fine reporting by NoNewsYouLose.con, water-boarding has been reinstated, with some modifications.
The use of water has been prohibited. The approved replacement substance is generally identified as "air". It is retrieved from the best high mountain ranges.
Shopping mall management has promoted injecting specific chemicals into the air flow systems to make customers feel happier and secure, encouraging continuation of the shopping experience. The approved interrogation air is similarly modified, using additives supplied by the democratic party Department of Speeches and Conventions.
To increase the interrogation experience an additional modification has been implemented. The specific additive used for males is referred to as the "Larry King" formula.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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